Monday, August 29, 2005

126 dtg (that was unintentional)

Look, I just want it officially on the record that it was not my intention to make my teacher almost sick in class today. I was asked to write an essay on those cute and cuddly kangaroos, which I duly did. Now, how was I meant to know that prior to reading the essay, my teacher did not realize that:

a) you can eat kangaroo meat
b) most trucks and buses in Australia have "roo bars" on the front so that when they hit a kangaroo on the road they can just keep driving and don't have to worry about damaging their vehicle and
c) you can make a leather coin pouch from a male kangaroo's scrotum

6 Comments:

At 6:19 AM, Naaz said...

hahahahahhahahahahaha

 
At 1:51 PM, Bretto said...

so how exactly do you say kangaroo scrotum in mandarin?

Dude, will be in China in October - maybe catch up for a beer or fake starbucks?

 
At 11:33 PM, joeyong said...

hey paulie, joe from malaysia here. you've set a high bar for me to achieve learning up this mandarin thingy.

might be traveling in my new job, perhaps our path might cross once more. take care

 
At 8:50 PM, Paulie said...

Hey bretto,

you know I'm too polite to mention the word scrotum, so the text read something like:

"The next time you buy a kangaroo leather coin pouch in Australia you should take care, as you probably do not know which part of the kangaroo it has come from."

 
At 6:19 AM, Anonymous said...

Hello!

Its laura milne (we met in manila) - just wanted to say hello. so hello.

sounds like you are doing well!

do you carry your money in a kangaroo scrotum coin purse?

x
lauraemilne@yahoo.co.uk

 
At 9:52 PM, Ceha said...

hahahha, i can't stop myself from smiling.
wow...ur mandarin really improve a lot!!!

 

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