126 dtg (that was unintentional)
Look, I just want it officially on the record that it was not my intention to make my teacher almost sick in class today. I was asked to write an essay on those cute and cuddly kangaroos, which I duly did. Now, how was I meant to know that prior to reading the essay, my teacher did not realize that:
a) you can eat kangaroo meat
b) most trucks and buses in Australia have "roo bars" on the front so that when they hit a kangaroo on the road they can just keep driving and don't have to worry about damaging their vehicle and
c) you can make a leather coin pouch from a male kangaroo's scrotum

6 Comments:
hahahahahhahahahahaha
so how exactly do you say kangaroo scrotum in mandarin?
Dude, will be in China in October - maybe catch up for a beer or fake starbucks?
hey paulie, joe from malaysia here. you've set a high bar for me to achieve learning up this mandarin thingy.
might be traveling in my new job, perhaps our path might cross once more. take care
Hey bretto,
you know I'm too polite to mention the word scrotum, so the text read something like:
"The next time you buy a kangaroo leather coin pouch in Australia you should take care, as you probably do not know which part of the kangaroo it has come from."
Hello!
Its laura milne (we met in manila) - just wanted to say hello. so hello.
sounds like you are doing well!
do you carry your money in a kangaroo scrotum coin purse?
x
lauraemilne@yahoo.co.uk
hahahha, i can't stop myself from smiling.
wow...ur mandarin really improve a lot!!!
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